okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.
I can’t stop thinking about this
you can break my soul,
take my life away,
but for the love of god
don’t touch him.
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"
-Neil Gaiman on Coraline
The three different kinds of exam takers.
i’m all three at once
i found this time capsule i made like 8 years ago and i’m really excited to open it because i finally graduated and can’t remember what’s inside
are you fucking kidding me
Just the fact that Christopher Lee said that he “hopes he’ll be around to see the last Hobbit movie” completely breaks my heart. And the fact that this movie, which is based on his favorite books, may very well be his last movie, makes me want to cry forever.
did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?
well they def didnt follow you for your looks
Did u just diss yourself
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so