Need condoms? Right there in the fucking aisle in a supermarket or CVS.
Need female birth control? Nah bruh, need a prescription and the consent of the lord Jesus Christ amen
Idk maybe it’s because you have to INJEST birth control pills?? And they actually make physical changes to your body????? and your doctor has to prescribe the right kind so you know they’ll actually work??? I don’t know?? maybe???
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes